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Friday Funnies: Man Blasts Porn Through Speakers To Combat Neighbor’s Gospel Music

Friday is upon us and yet another funny can’t-make-this-up story has come our way.  According to CBS Sacramento, two neighbors are currently locked in a “bass battle” of sorts. Seems one man got tired of hearing his neighbor blast gospel music all the time and decided to combat it…by blasting porn through his own speakers.

“I decided to watch the porn on the back deck,” said the Twain Harte man, who didn’t want to give his name.

The man also didn’t want to show his face but was willing to tell CBS13 his story Tuesday, saying he moved his big-screen TV out on his deck Sunday evening and turned up the volume on a porno flick – all aimed at getting back at his neighbors.

“Just to kind of give them a taste of offensive play there, just a little payback,” he said.

But why a little payback? It turns out they play a lot of gospel music.That’s right, gospel music, and he can’t stand it.

“One day it went on for 12 hours and my dog was howling and it was bad,” he said.

LMAO!! Why you gotta hate on the gospel music though?? Watch the video below to see the full story:


 

 

 

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