This sounds like a premise for a Dave Chappelle skit. The New York Post is reporting that a New York man broke into Sean “Diddy” Comb‘s East Hampton home and proceeded to eat Diddy‘s food, wear Diddy‘s clothes and drank up his Ciroc. The intuder, identified as 20 year old Quamine Taylor, says this was not his first time in Diddy‘s house.
A twisted Sean “Diddy” Combs fan sneaked into the rap mogul’s East Hampton home and partied like a rock star, gorging on fancy food and high-end liquor while parading through the palace in the hip-hop magnate’s finest clothes, cops said yesterday.
“I’ve actually been going to the house from time to time since 2001,” Taylor told The Post yesterday at the Suffolk County Jail.
“I stay there a lot, but Sean gets funny sometimes about me staying there,” Taylor said.
Wait, what??? So…Diddy knows about this dude breaking in?? Hell, if he’s been doing it for that long (10 years, yo.) just give him a key and a security guard job and do it right. LAWD. This story is LOADED with HOT MESS and could very well be a second Friday Funnies post for today. Check out what Quamine tried to do the first time he was caught in the house, when you continue…
In his first break-in, Taylor tried to pass himself off as Combs’ cousin when cops found him intoxicated after he took a dip in Combs’ pool.
This time, Taylor spun a story that he was a close personal friend and even convinced a security detail of the lie when he accidentally tripped an alarm in the mansion.
“He grew up listening to [Diddy’s] music,” Taylor’s worried mom said. “He has a long history of mental illness, and he has been off his meds for a while. We have been trying to get him some help.”
Taylor said he only went to the house for some much needed R&R.
“I really didn’t go to Diddy’s house because I’m a big fan of his. I just wanted to get out of the city for a while. I was actually hoping to stay like 15 to 17 days,” he said.
He tried to turn Diddy’s pad into Club Med. LMAOOOO I can’t!!!
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