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What Is A Humgruffin? Ricky Romance Apology To Chris Brown Decoded?

Ricky Romance, the brother of Raz-B, decided to apologize to Chris Brown for threatening to kill him if came to LA. Ricky Romance was obviously upset over the twitter beef between his brother, Raz B, and Chris Brown, that he decided a death threat was a suitable reaction to a twitter cat fight. To show that he over reacted Ricky Romance decided to apologize to Chris Brown in a letter that he obviously used a thesaurus or Wiktionary to create.  Once the letter is decoded, it seems there are just too many insults in it, to call it an apology. Not sure why TMZ tried to pass it off as such. :~

I just had to know if these words were real, and in fact they are. They’re also used wrong, but at least they exist in some dictionary.

I would like to extend my most sincere apologies to the elderly and youth of our nation for my sudden acrasial [ill-tempered] message of violence towards other individuals of unimportance.

I must eclaircise [make clear] any misunderstandings that I am a Man of irrational aggression and behavior.

In no way am I attempting to justify my actions towards persons of high immaturity levels and hypocritical methods of “becoming a better person,” I was wrong.

My unexpected reaction to fallaciloquences [speaking deceitfully] embellished with deceitful humgruffin [a repulsive person’s] cover-ups and unnecessary remarks towards my younger brother enraged me.

I couldn’t seem to fathom how a immature nanocephalous [person with a small head or short limbs] adult raglan [sweater] tailored ex-batman and a jean maillot [woman’s onesie] wearing macrotus [large eared-bat], labrose [thick lipped] , kazachoc [Ukranian folk dance] like dancing, woman beater callent [? I think he meant callant which means young boy]could make such comments and pass judgment to an abuse victim.

At the moment I was infuriated. Please let my actions be as a lesson as what not to do. You must vastate [ravge] yourself to aggression and search for other solutions before reacting.

Threatening closet coward human beings only leads their tearful plea for restraining orders, desperate cries for help from “affiliating gang bangers”, and countless whiney excuses -I.E. “she hit me first!!” to the media and courts, which could possibly result unwanted circumstances.

As for the once semi high powered homosexual perverts, molesters and child rapists of the Industry, I vaticinate [predict] justice will be brought to you on Judgment Day.

I leave this to God though. Please except my apology, obviously knowing the message can always be heard if ears are around . Thank you.

-Ricky Romance

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