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White Only Basketball League Coming To Town Near You

I was hoping this was a satirical article from The Onion, but I believe this may be real, if not I hope someone out there can prove this is a hoax of some sort.

A white only basketball league may becoming to a city near you. The All-American Basketball Alliance, lead by commissioner, Don “Moose” Lewis, is a league for whites only. You heard me right “whites only”.

Blacks and foreigners, anyone born outside of this country, will not be allowed to join the league. The “White Only” league is tired of the street ball played in the NBA, and wants to return to fundamental  basketball that does not include fighting with the crowd, or players grabbing their crotch. And here’s the kicker, the league was started because whites are now a minority:

The league’s commissioner, Don “Moose” Lewis, claims that he doesn’t “hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now.” Thus, he says, the All-American Basketball Alliance would be “a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like.”

Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of “street-ball” played by “people of color.”

“Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?” he said. “That’s the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction.” {Source 1 2}

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