Lady GaGa takes a tumble in a London airport. Maybe this is Karma for that recent Rolling Stone interview, where Lady GaGa just seemed a bit full of herself. The best way to humble an ego, is to take a public fall while trying to rock some insanely high platforms while in the airport. Perhaps, Stephani should have just put on some sneakers and some jeans, and left Lady GaGa in the suitcase until she reached her destination.
Honestly, I can’t talk. I couldn’t be famous, I am naturally clumsy and I fall all the doggone time. It’s not even embarrassing anymore, it’s just what I do…
Speaking of Lady GaGa, as if her shows weren’t dark enough, the branding genius is adding dead corpses to her live performance. Keep reading for the insane details:
Stefani Germanotta is a very insecure 24-year old woman, and has to constantly remind herself every morning that she is Lady GaGa, and Lady GaGa is not insecure. In fact Lady GaGa doesn’t have any weaknesses:
When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, ‘B***h, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.’ If I were to ever, God forbid, get hurt onstage and my fans were screaming outside of the hospital, waiting for me to come out, I’d come out as Gaga. I don’t even drink water onstage in front of anybody, because I want them to focus on the fantasy of the music. I don’t even drink water onstage in front of anybody, because I want them to focus on the fantasy of the music.
Talk about attention hog! I hope Lady GaGa’s sister, Natali Germanotta, asked GaGa to dress like this while attending her high-school graduation ceremony from Convent of the Sacred Heart private school in NYC. If not then shame on big sister for upstaging the graduation. Don’t we all have a little black dress in our closet for such occasions. Maybe I’m looking at this all wrong, perhaps it’s just simply cool to have Lady GaGa as a big sister.
Lady GaGa who’s real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, stays in character wherever she goes. Stefani has officially left the building.