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Rihanna Arrives At LAX; Angela Simmons Booty Says “Yes”

MrsGrapevine — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:25:55 +0000

Angela Simmons is walking around the streets of Los Angeles with the word “yes” on her butt. I can only imagine what her father Reverend Ron is thinking right now. I have so many jokes in my head, and I’m not sure what she is saying yes to. This is my problem with “celebrities”, they claim to not like blogs due to the negative attention, but then they wear bright purple tights with the word “yes” on their tale, and think no one will have an opinion. I like Angela Simmons, so I don’t have an opinion, nice tights!

Rihanna is back in the states after a wonderful publicity blitz in London earlier this week. Whatever she is doing is working, I can’t wait to see her Thanksgiving album sales next week, November 23rd.

More pictures of Rihanna and Angela “Yes” Tights when you “continue reading”…

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Jenna & Barbara Bush Kicking It With Liberals & Celebrities

MrsGrapevine — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:08:32 +0000

The Bush twins, Jenna and Barabra, were hanging out with the Simmons girls, Vanessa and Angela during the Diamond Empowerment Fund (DEF) here in Dallas, TX. The DEF is an international non-profit organization that supports the education of disadvantage children in African countries hit hardest by the diamond trade. Jenna and Barbara Bush were recognized for their hard work in education, in areas hit hardest by poverty. Russel Simmons reference them as “true inspirations”.

Here are pictures of Jenna Bush and Anthony Anderson sharing an earring. I think these are probably the funniest pictures from that the night.

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Caption This Video: Shake Weight Vibrating Dumbell

MrsGrapevine — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:27:42 +0000

I have never laughed so hard in my life at a commercial, and every time I watch this infomercial I flatline. I have never done a caption this for a video, and hardly do them because I know most of you will respond on twitter or facebook, but this video is worth it.

This is a real product, especially designed for women to help them achieve ultimate results. I know the world is coming to an end after watching this…They also have them available for men. SMH!

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Are Tattoos A Marriage Curse – Khloe Kardashian & Lama Odom Tattoos

MrsGrapevine — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:10:08 +0000

When couples get tattoos for eachother, is that an automatic break-up? First, I don’t know if Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are really married, I’ve seen the script, I mean photos, but I’m not entirely convinced, yet. I guess I have to tune into the new season of the Kardashians to find out.

If they are not legally married, yet, will tattooing their initials on each other pretty much ensure that they never will be legally married. They just now finished the pre-nuptial agreement, which you’re suppose to complete “before the nuptials”–thus the name. I heard butterflies make a great cover-up tattoo in case Khloe wants to know. I wish people would stop making a mockery of marriage; it should not be a publicity stunt.

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NightClub For Fat People Only Gaining Popularity Dead

MrsGrapevine — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:22:41 +0000

I need Kanye West to pull another Swift-gate, so that I don’t have to post things like this. I was reading The Huffington Post and I came across an article, Nightclub For the Plus-Size. Yes, you read that right, a nightclub that caters to the obese, in other words skinny people not welcome. (Shut up! This can’t be real…Oh! but it is…keep reading):

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LONG BEACH, Calif. ? Move over, it’s Saturday night at Club Bounce and people are bouncing onto the dance floor in a big, big way.

These are big, big people, all dressed to the nines and many tipping the scales at 250, maybe 300 pounds.

That’s because this expansive nightclub a couple blocks from the Pacific Ocean, with its flashing lights, friendly atmosphere and wall-rattling hip-hop sounds, caters specifically to fat people.

That’s right, fat people. Not just any fat people, either, but fat people who are proud to call themselves fat people. People who joke that they are part of the new Fat is Phat movement.

“Self-conscious? No! Not at all,” laughs Monique Lopez, a curvaceous woman of 23 as she arrives in a tight, black dress and heels. “I was like, ‘I’m going to Club Bounce tonight. I’m going to wear my shortest skirt.’” (Which she did.)

The movement for equal rights for plus-sized people is nothing new of course. The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, with chapters around the country, was founded 40 years ago. A nonprofit group, it advocates that everyone be treated equally regardless of size, arguing that we don’t live in a one-size-fits-all world. [Read More]

Seriously, is the club atmosphere that bad that fat and skinny people want to segregate. Am I not getting this because I’m thin?

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Heard It Thru Mrs. Grapevine: Drake Gets Paid, Teyanna Taylor Defends Chris Brown, Tameka Usher Divorce Final?

MrsGrapevine — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:21:26 +0000

I have been light on the post because I lost my girl Cotten Kandi, but it’s time to get back in the mix until I can find a replacement. I appreciate all of her hard work, she will be missed, and good luck on her new job.

I just received a tweet from CocoaBella, and did you know in order to book Drake for an appearance you have to come off $60,000. I mean didn’t he just come out this year. No hate, I’m glad he’s worth it to y’all promoters, but aren’t we in a recession right, now? He’s not the only one demanding the moneys, Gucci Mane’s price is $66,000. I love me some Gucci Mane, but that’s a lot for a club appearance in the hood. I don’t care how much Hennessey and Crown you sell at the bar it’s not worth it. But check this out Maxwell in contrast only requires $35,000 and he has four albums, and Keri Hilson only requires $28,000.

Want to know how much Ray J requires …[click here]

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Teyana Taylor is a ride or die chick for Chris Brown. When all of the so-called friends of Chris Brown turned their backs the moment Chris Brown fell of his pedestal (more like beat his ex-girlfriend); instead of having his back, his so called “friends” bailed on him, and kicked the poor brother while he was down. Here’s what Teyana Taylor told Vibe:

A lot of people were jumping on different bandwagons and I really felt like that was wack. Before the incident between him and Rihanna, Chris had always been my brother. When we met we clicked instantly from our fashion styles to our love of basketball to dancing to everything. I’ve known him for four years and I was one of the only people that stood by his side when the situation happened. When he gets back to where he used to be, a lot of people are going to come running back and smiling in his face. He knows who really are his friends. I think stuff like this happens to really show you who really cares about you.

Something tells me she will be there to make sure none of the groupies get in his face either…

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Tameka and Usher divorce is final, at least that what’s the court says, but Tameka Foster says she and Usher are still married. I don’t know if you watch Desperate Housewives (no not Real Housewives of Atlanta) but Tameka is acting like Katherine right now, thinking she’s going to get Mike (Usher) back from Susan (Deaf Jam Mistress).

According to court documents obtained by TMZ, the “papers” say marriage “disposed”. Meaning marriage dissolved, meaning “legally” Tameka and Usher are divorced, even if “mentally” Tameka says their still together.

However, Tameka may have truth on her side. In her defense, the divorce papers are marked wrong, and Tameka and Usher are still technically “married” according to the lawyer.

Answer: NOT DIVORCED

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Tila Tequila Suicide Movement On Twitter, & Her Devout Belief In God

MrsGrapevine — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:13:18 +0000

I’m really tired of this “woman”, and I by calling her a “woman” I am being extremely nice. Every week on twitter there is a different stunt to gain attention, and to generate some publicity, but this time Ms. Tequila has crossed the line, and it’s time for people to stop supporting her. (Thanks Walker23)

This morning on twitter, Tila Tequila decides to tell the world that she is going to commit suicide, and kill herself. I know at first it sounds tragic, but then she keeps going on and about the reasons she wants to die. The reasons are because black people are lazy, racist, and she’s tired of black on black crime. So let me get this straight an Asian woman is going to kill herself because blacks are lazy and kill each other…It gets worst.

I guess after realizing that didn’t make any sense, Tila then says that she is God’s chosen one to deliver black people a message that the world is coming to an end in 2012. *crickets* huh? You heard me right, God has revealed to Tila Tequila the day the earth will end, and it’s all due to black poverty in America.

I know you don’t believe. I could not make this up if I tried, so you will just have to read it for yourself:

There is more she just keep going and going…

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Battle Of The Babies: Beyonce Edition

MrsGrapevine — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:28:38 +0000

WARNING: Your heart is going to melt, and you will want to buy one of these babies because they are too cute.

Beyonce is officially a cross over hit, she has taken over the babies. But, which baby did their Beyonce thing?

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Teairra Mari Gives A Fan The Ride Of His Life, Literally!

Cotten Kandi — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:00:15 +0000

During a performance at B.B. King Blues Club & Grill in NYC last night, Teairra Mari surely put it on one of her concert goers. Monica, DJ Clue and Free were also attended the event.

Look at the smile on that guys face! To say he was enjoying himself is an understatement. Check out some more photos below.

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Whitney’s Ebony Mag Cover; Video Of Whitney Comeback In Central Park For GMA

Cotten Kandi — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:38:51 +0000

Check out this video of Whitney’s comeback performance in Central Park today for Good Morning America. Whitney sounds pretty good, except for a few high notes missed, but don’t worry she has a great excuse:

Whitney Houston missed the high notes in her first public performance in years today in Central Park.

The singer blamed her cracked voice on a taping she did Monday for ‘Oprah.’ “When I’m talking, I should be singing,” she told the audience. Her four-song set will air Wednesday in the 8 a.m. hour on ‘Good Morning America.’ [Source]

Whitney Houston graces the cover of the new issue of Ebony magazine just in time for the release of her album out in stores today, Sept. 1st!

It’s great to see Whitney back in the limeligth now if only she can go on a promotional tour so we can see some performances of her current records and even her old ones.

Very unlikely for an album to come out with out much promotional tours, performances etc. I guess if you’re Whitney Houston you can do that and still sell a lot of records.

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Fantasia & Kandi Stripper Lessons – Video

MrsGrapevine — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:55:22 +0000

This probably not safe for work, but it’s really funny. The crazy things celebs do when they don’t think anyone else is watching. I tried to post this video yesterday of Kandi and Fantasia, but it was jacked from Youtube so fast. Thanks to World Star Hip Hop all is not lost. Yes, Hoodtube saved the day.

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Kanye Showcases His Big Ego Yet Again!

Cotten Kandi — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:18:51 +0000

Not Again! Kanye West has put his foot in his mouth again. Mr. West want to be called the new “King Of Pop”. He’s even gone as far as trying to contact the Jackson family to gain permission to use this title. He’s been unsuccessful so far.

Kanye was quoted as saying, “You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It’s so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to take that on. There’s nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael’s crown and become the new King,” said West. “First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century its Kanye’s time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there’s nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop.”

I’m absolutely appalled at the nerve of Kanye! He’s got along way before he can hold the title of anyone’s king! Wow, the nerve!

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LOL! Pictures Of Chris Brown With Female Cops – NYPD Finest – Plus Chris Brown Plays Basketball

MrsGrapevine — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:43:48 +0000

Groupies come in all ages and professions, but this is just ironic, to say the least. I don’t know what these lady cops were thinking, but this is a PR dream for Chris Brown and his team. Every since the apology Chris Brown has been working hard to get back to normal, and from the recent influx of pictures, I think he’s manage to return to his old self. Uh-Oh!

Just look at this Kool-Aid smile as Chris Brown plays basketball. I haven’t seen him this happy in a minute. I guess the puppy dog look is a thing of the past, and one public apology is all it takes. Album coming soon…More pics available at U Chris.

In this last picture, I can see myself posing with him like the NYPD Cops (above). Just saying…How old is he again…LOL!

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Que’s Gone Sisqo On Us!

Cotten Kandi — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:05:24 +0000

Have you guys seen what Que from Day 26 has done to his hair? While female celebs have resorted to shave the sides of their heads, Que decided he would dye his blond! Smh.

This things stars do for attention….

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T-Pain & His Big Ass Chain! Not My Words But His

Cotten Kandi — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:20:32 +0000

At last night’s summer jam T-Pain debuted his new toy, his Big Ass Chain. No, seriously that’s the name of the chain.

The chain reported weighs 10lbs, has 197karats and cost $410,000.

His response to the criticism:

Let’s celebrate the fact a black man can have things like this and still care for 3 kids and wife in a $6 million house with 32 cars. Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account. I don’t do dumb sh*t like this till I know the fams good. so don’t judge me from what I buy. Judge me from what I do. Cuz it’s so many artists that put themself before their family.

Thoughts anyone?

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Chris Brown Responds To Haters & Black-Eye Rumors On Youtube; Plus Kanye & Rihanna Paranoid Video

MrsGrapevine — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:37:12 +0000

After watching Pretty Ricky’s Spectacular’s dance moves while drinking, I have decided that it’s not a good idea for celebs to do damage control via Youtube, because somehow it just has the opposite affect. That’s just my observation.

None-the-less, Chris Brown’s first address to the public is not through his publicist or a news conference, it’s via Youtube, and his co-star of all people is Bow Wow. BTW the rumors of Chris Brown having a black-eye from Jay-Z are false. Raise your hand if you actually thought they were true…Anyway, for your viewing pleasure…

“I Aint’ A Monster” by Chris Brown

Just because the two are related, and I don’t want to create another post. Here is the non-bootleg version of Kanye West’s video Paranoid ft/ Rihanna, but only in the video…

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Kim Kardashian Recovering From Sun Burn Through Pampering – Spa Day

MrsGrapevine — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:52:48 +0000

I know you have seen the sunburnt picture of Kim Kardashian that she posted on twitter after falling asleep in the sun, but just in case you haven’t check it out below: Ouch!

Kim was in so much pain that she solicited advice from fellow tweeters. Well it looks like she has found a remedy for the pain, SPA DAY in Beverly Hills! I think she looks cute au naturalle!

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Jay-Z Not Broke, But His Friends Can’t Pay The Tab

MrsGrapevine — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 03:47:59 +0000

Jay-Z may have money, but his associates don’t. Jay-Z tipped a waitress $500 before exiting M2 restaurant in NYC. However his broke partners at Atlantic Records and Universal Group, who were suppose to foot the bill, stiffed the restaurant owner with a $1500 tab.

Everyone is filling the pinch, something is seriously wrong when record execs can’t afford to pay for a meal. Click here to read the complete story, and if you hear rumors that Jay-Z is broke, know that it’s not true, he tipped the waitress very well…

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Etta James Can’t Stand Beyonce – Her Words, Not Mine

MrsGrapevine — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 05:07:12 +0000

Etta James obviously had a “drank” before going on stage. Apparetnly, she’s not happy that Beyonce took the initiative to serenade the President with her song. She’s mad at both Beyonce and President Obama. At 71 years of age, she is unapologetic about how she feels about Beyonce:

You guys know your president, right?” she asked the crowd amid cheers (listen to it here. “You know the one with the big ears? Wait a minute, he ain’t my president, he might be yours, he ain’t my president. You know that woman he had singing for him, singing my song — she’s gonna get her a– whipped. The great Beyoncé … But I can’t stand Beyoncé. She has no business up there, singing up there on a big ol’ president day … singing my song that I’ve been singing forever.” [Source]

You don’t believe me, check out the audio below:

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Keyshia Cole Having A Bad Hair Day While Singing The National Anthem

MrsGrapevine — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:32:34 +0000

I was starting to think Sanaa Lathan and Ganrielle Union were right about blogs talking about unecessary stuff like Celebs’ ashen ankles. BUT, then I saw this picture of Keyshia Cole singing the National Anthem, and I realized sometimes we need people to tell us our slip is showing, and oh my, Keyshia Cole’s slip is really showing. This wig reminds me of the crazy lady at the McCain rally that called Obama an “A-rab”. Certainly if she is not listening to her stylist or her managers, it’s now up to the fans to say pretty girl, NO! This is not you!

I honestly think she wore the wig to honor Don King since this took place at the Oscar De La Hoya vs. Manny Pacquiao fight at MGM Grand Garden Arena.

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Rihanna Arrives At LAX; Angela Simmons Booty Says “Yes”

Jenna & Barbara Bush Kicking It With Liberals & Celebrities

Caption This Video: Shake Weight Vibrating Dumbell

Are Tattoos A Marriage Curse – Khloe Kardashian & Lama Odom Tattoos

NightClub For Fat People Only Gaining Popularity *Dead*

Heard It Thru Mrs. Grapevine: Drake Gets Paid, Teyanna Taylor Defends Chris Brown, Tameka Usher Divorce Final?

Tila Tequila Suicide Movement On Twitter, & Her Devout Belief In God

Battle Of The Babies: Beyonce Edition

Teairra Mari Gives A Fan The Ride Of His Life, Literally!

Whitney’s Ebony Mag Cover; Video Of Whitney Comeback In Central Park For GMA

Fantasia & Kandi Stripper Lessons – Video

Kanye Showcases His Big Ego Yet Again!

LOL! Pictures Of Chris Brown With Female Cops – NYPD Finest – Plus Chris Brown Plays Basketball

Que’s Gone Sisqo On Us!

T-Pain & His Big Ass Chain! Not My Words But His

Chris Brown Responds To Haters & Black-Eye Rumors On Youtube; Plus Kanye & Rihanna Paranoid Video

Kim Kardashian Recovering From Sun Burn Through Pampering – Spa Day

Jay-Z Not Broke, But His Friends Can’t Pay The Tab

Etta James Can’t Stand Beyonce – Her Words, Not Mine

Keyshia Cole Having A Bad Hair Day While Singing The National Anthem

NightClub For Fat People Only Gaining Popularity Dead