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RHOA Reunion: Porsha Literally Dragged Kenya Moore & Shined The Floor…Now The Universe Is Balanced Again!

The RHOA reunion special we all have been waiting for finally arrived, and let me just stop to say thank you to Porsha Williams. I always thought being dragged and mopping the floor with you were metaphors for fighting, I didn’t realize until last night how literal those words are because that’s exactly what Porsha does in this reunion special. Porsha drags Kenya by the roots, mops her across the dusty hardwoods, leaving the floor with a Mr. Clean shine before letting go of what is left of Kenya’s edges. It’s only a few seconds long, but I must have hit rewind on the DVR at least a dozen times, and played it in slow motion. At the end of it all, Porsha still looks flawless.

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Violence is wrong, but I believe the universe wants Kenya’s edges as a burnt offering. Not very many people can sit by and just let someone bully them emotionally and with props week after week. I’m also a little upset with Andy Cohen, you can definitely tell who makes the most money for him because he rushes to Kenya’s side and is quick to denounce Porsha’s behavior, while playing into Kenya’s drama. Andy doesn’t tolerate violence? Since when? Has he not watched his own reality shows over the years…BUT yet he clearly tolerates props.

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Anyway, you see everyone else on the show, including production, run to Porsha’s side for a reason…well except for Cynthia, but that’s probably because no one told her what to do in the scene, or as NeNe would have put it the wind probably isn’t blowing strong enough on the stage. BUT Cynthia does do what Cynthia does best, strike a pose. She’s clearly trying to get a VOGUE cover in the middle of the brawl.

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When the fight is over, and the other girls rally behind an emotional Porsha, I almost cried, too. #IStandWithPorsha

Andy Cohen picked the wrong team, he BET’ not fire Porsha. To those who are saying Kenya Moore is playing Porsha like chess to get her eliminated, this is not Survivor or the Bad Girls Club All-Star Battle, there is no final prize and this isn’t a game to win, it’s a reality show… and in reality Kenya isn’t playing chess..she’s  just that crazy, basic, and evil.

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7 Comments

  1. On s$&t, she really gave her what she was asking for. Kenya needs to take some kick boxing classes or something.

  2. Dragged is exactly what she did! bravo had the highest ratings with that foolery! SMH

  3. I WAS LIVING, I WAS BREATHING, I WAS PRAYING, I WAS REBORN AND EVERYTHING ELSE WHEN PORSHA SNATCHED HER HAIR AND DRAGGED THE DEVIL TO THE FLOOR.

    I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT. HAHAHHA

    • I couldn’t have said it better. Those were the best 8 seconds of the season.

  4. I don’t feel bad for Crayonce. She was begging for this dragging! Just begging!

    • I’m so cracking up, like I should be more mature than this, but I’m just not. Kenya stood up to square up and under-estimated Porsha, she then tried to play it off like it was the plan. It was never the plan for her to loose those beautiful edges. You need edges to be a Pantene model.

      Laughing @Crayonce

  5. This was an insane episode, couldn’t believe what Porsha did.

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