Friday Funnies: Walmart Groper Powerless Against The Booty
Welcome to the end of the week! Even better, this happens to be a three day weekend for a lot of us! Gotta love these holidays! To make sure you go into the weekend with a smile on your face, I come to you bringing you a small dose of funny rachetness. Straight from the people of The Smoking Gun, let me introduce you to Aaron Morris.
18 year old Floridian Aaron Morris was arrested for touch battery. What exactly is that? That means he touched something he shouldn’t have. And what was that “thing” that did him in? A booty. Yes. A booty. Aaron was arrested groping a woman’s booty outside of a Walmart dressing room. But that’s not even the kicker. See what the reasoning was behind it:
“Her booty looked so good,” he noted, “I just couldn’t resist touching it.”
He couldn’t fight the power of the booty, y’all! He’s currently sitting in jail with a $1000 bail. SMH