Friday Funnies: The ‘Blue Ivy Is A Doll’ Theory
Happy Good Friday folks! Even though it is a religious holiday, that hasn’t stopped the craziness that seems to rear it’s head on a Friday. SMH I don’t think this was supposed to be funny, but it is to me! Today’s “What The Hell?!?” moment is brought to you by the good folks over at The Rickey Smiley Morning Show.
Celebrity gossip reporter Gary Wit Da Tea reported yesterday that people out here have come up with a new speculation into baby Blue Ivy Carter. It seems as though people are now suggesting that Blue Ivy is a Reborn Doll. *CRICKETS* According to Wikipedia, a Reborn Doll is a doll that’s manufactured to be made as real looking as possible. *CRICKETS AGAIN* So what is the reasoning behind this theory?
Apparently, since Beyoncé is walking around NYC, Blue Ivy‘s legs don’t appear to be kicking in the baby Bjorn sling. AND There haven’t been any pictures of the baby’s face since the birth photos. *HARD SIGH* I swear y’all…LOL If you’d like to hear it for yourself, check it out here and jump to the 2:15 mark.