Nicki Minaj and Safaree Samuels tried to do some damage control on twitter, by accusing TMZ of lying. I have the whole police report typed, and you can read it on the next page. Just because you don’t want to file a police report, doesn’t mean the police won’t file a police report anyway. It seems the only person not telling the truth around these parts, is Nicki Minaj.

The fact that u believe a man either slapped or punched me in the face & didn’t leave on a stretcher w/his balls hangin off? #getaF%cknLife

The media could pee on ur leg & tell u its raining. You’d believe it. You’d believe u were an adopted martian if TMZ told u so. #stopit5

[Photo Credit: Dallas Observer]

Well Nicki Minaj is right, no one smacked her across the face with their hands, but with a suitcase instead that busted her lip. Secondly, I would believe a TMZ martian story before I’d believe Nicki Minaj is 26. Well according to the police report, Nicki Minaj is actually 28, yet another lie. So now if TMZ is lying about the assault at Hotel Palomar in Dallas, TX, it’s only because the Dallas Police Department filed a report on the assault with statements straight form Onkia Tanya Manaj’s mouth. So perhaps Nicki Minaj wasn’t assaulted, but her government name alter ego was.

Here are the details according to the report. It seems both Safaree Samuels and a Rex Chevlier were involved. Witness 1 is suppose to be Safaree Samuels, Witness 2 is Rex Chevalier, and Witness 3 is the hotel employee Micahel Frankel who called the police. Continue Reading →