Whoopi Goldberg has a girl crush on Amber Rose, and all I can say is that I can’t blame her. This is a picture that I never thought I would see Whoopi and Amber kicking it during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at the Laura Smalls Fall/Winter 2010 presentation.
Honestly, I don’t think we need a 12-page apology. Tiger Woods should keep it short and sweet like Russell Simmons on Def Comedy Jam, “I’m sorry I messed up, god bless, thank you for coming out, good night.” He is a serial cheater, but his endorsers are standing by him. His wife chooses to stay, too. So I guess we can all just move on now. I don’t have to stand by him, but my opinion and dollars really don’t matter. It’s not like I’m a real golf fan, anyway.
In case you missed it, here is the long apology from Tiger Woods for getting caught cheating, not once but too many times to count: (I forgive him, do you?)
The judge has nothing but praises for Chris Brown, and clears the young singer to travel abroad in order to make money. He better hit up the UK soon, they seem to love American music, better than Americans. Chris Brown wears jeans to church, but I must admit he looks nice in skinny-jeans:
You can’t tell me you don’t miss this smile. Chris Brown is spotted court-side at the Lakers game with Usher. Usher left his breast plate at home this time:
Check out more pictures of Chris Brown below: (Do you think he can rebound?)
Anyway, Sarah Palin was upset when she was the butt of joke on Family Guy. Actress Andrea Fay Friedman, who has down syndrome, and who plays a young woman with down syndrome on Family Guy had this to say in response to Sarah Palin:
My name is Andrea Fay Friedman. I was born with Down syndrome. I played the role of Ellen on the “Extra Large Medium” episode of Family Guy that was broadcast on Valentine’s day. Although they gave me red hair on the show, I am really a blonde. I also wore a red wig for my role in ” Smudge” but I was a blonde in “Life Goes On”. I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor. I thought the line “I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska” was very funny. I think the word is “sarcasm”.
In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.
Sarah Palin pretends to care about the cause of those affected with disabilities, except when it comes to satire. When using satire, it’s okay to refer to people as “retards”. As we’ve learned from John Mayer, it’s not okay to use the “n-word” as satirical.