On his personal blog, Nick Cannon took it upon himself to address some comments Eminem has made about his wife.
Well, well, well. Fresh off the plane with my wife from our second honeymoon on the beautiful secluded islands of the Maldives and what do I find in my email box? A mediocre (at best) Eminem record that sounds like it was written in 2001. At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude “fantasized” about having a pretend fling with Mariah. I was thinking to myself, “Hey that was before me so it is really none of my business, so I’m going to give him a pass.”
So as I continued to semi enjoy Marshall’s rhyme scheme and flow, I mean let’s be honest dude used to be incredible. He was a witty lyricist with dope delivery and timing. Some even say, one of the best to ever do it. I had nothing but respect for this dude. But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, “This is his new sh*t??? Wow, that’s too bad…” Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school sh*t right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!
So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man shit I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame. I know it’s only entertainment and I’m all for freedom of speech. But I’m from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk shit, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy sh*t talking!
Well, there you have it. But in my opinion, Nick Cannon just started a battle he won’t be able to finish! You all know Eminem is gonna destroy him lyrically. And we’ll all be waiting to see how this unfolds.
princess v
Comment made on 05/09/2009 @ 4:34 PM
What school is her from, the school that deals with consequences. That doesn’t even make sense, cornball.
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MrsGrapevine
Comment made on 05/11/2009 @ 8:24 AM
Corny is the exact word. I think it’s kind of cute. LOL!
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Doomsday
Comment made on 05/19/2009 @ 12:48 AM
Eminem is a coward..He doesn’t have the guts to talk about the people who really got at him. He rather talk about people who’s doing nothing but minding their own business. When Icp/Esham psychopathic got at him he barely had something to say, (plus they took it to him on a personal level) all the time trying to be like them but he was rejected and that’s when they exposed feminem for being the joke he truly is he decided to run away from his roots and decided to hang around 50 monkey faced cent and his goons.. How dare they laugh after he talked about Nicks wife. Eminem put himself in the wrong place and deserves to get the shit beaten out of him. Maybe killed! YOU DON’T TALK ABOUT ANOTHER MANS WIFE> I beat the hell out of feminem.. Juggalos run Eminem
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mister wood
Comment made on 05/27/2009 @ 11:08 PM
who cares all that typing for know reason …..GET OVER IT!
..Good day:-)
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Victory
Comment made on 06/01/2009 @ 3:37 AM
eminem is a legend. icp and nick cannon? not even close. eminem’s lyrical prowess is beyond that’s why hes rappin about down to earth/funny shit. juggalos wear make up. case closed.
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nick who?
Comment made on 10/15/2009 @ 3:04 PM
HAHAHAHA…Nick Cannon, the corny skinny guy from NICKOLODEON, trying to scare Eminem? hahaha..come on dude. Have you seen the people thats constantly around Eminem? haha stop kiddin’ yourself. You can hate Eminem all you want, but you will never be close to where he is. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? HOST A SHITTY SHOW WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF IN IT? haha you’re a joke.
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lil missy
Comment made on 12/31/2009 @ 8:49 PM
nick cannon started something that he cant finish. He says eminem acts like hes in middle school but hes the one whos name calling. Truthfully i think its pathetic. It was a joke and no one else he says anything about makes this big of a deal about it.
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