WARNING: Reading this article is like listening to a Lil Wayne album at work, you just may want to wait until you get home, or as we say in the blog world NSFW (Not Safe For Work).
I don’t know if I should be posting this story, it may be too controversial for MrsGrapevine.com readers, but in a tell all interview with Playboy, Lil Wayne spills all the beans about his sex life. If you are like Ms. Katie or Odara, you may also have a crush on Lil Wayne, and just may be happy to read this Playboy interview and learn all his secrets.
How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?
WAYNE: I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, “[expletive] me.” Now I was 11, and I didn’t even know it meant “intercourse.” I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, “Why is she cussing herself out?” She said, “Do you want to play ‘Press Your Luck’? Well, the game is in my closet.” She had a walk-in closet, so she said, “Go get it, it’s right to the right….” When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my butt was cold up against the wall. I was like, “What the [expletive]!?” When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.
Are you good in bed?
WAYNE: I would say what makes me good in bed is that I am not aiming to be good. I am not expecting the chick to be like, “Oh, he was good.” I aim to please and if you do that every single time, I think you’re overall good, period. You don’t have to try and ram it or let me beat it up.
What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
WAYNE: I’d probably love to have sex with…man, I think she’s dead already. I’d probably want somebody like Marilyn Monroe — somebody that’s been with the president or something. If I had Marilyn Monroe, I would do whatever she asks and whatever she’s never had done to her. And I swear I’d do it good!